"Stay a jada bit--I want to show you join something jada," he said, trying to act cool but jadarealitykings obviously excited about something.

"Well jadarealitykings, well, well jada," she jada said, as condescending busty reality kings as busty reality kings I remembered her. "The Dysfunctional Duo, together again. Evildoers beware."

Angie stared jada at the spot and her face blanked, her mouth hanging half open. I turned to ask Daniel what jada was jada going on, but he put a finger to his lips and mouthed that I reality should wait. After a moment, Angie snapped back to life.

"The Whore Signal," she said in a soft, melodramatic voice, "The city is in reality trouble."

"Shit," I answered.

"So jadarealitykings, TurboWhore, once again your hot cunt jada stands between me and the city; but your jada skanky hole won't save you this time, now that I have..." he jada looked around and grabbed his half-eaten foot-long, "The Salami Sandwich of Doom."

She busty thrust her tits at Daniel and started rubbing them against his chest join.

"Or perhaps I will defeat you with my Backdoor Barrage. TurboWhore has jada forced bigger cocks than yours into her tight little asshole, I busty assure you. Or will it be my red-hot Power Pussy that will jada suck the jada evil will from your man-meat? Who can say kings? But no matter how, in the end kings TurboWhore will fuck you jada to defeat. Resolve yourself to the jada screw of a lifetime."

Daniel was laughing so hard I thought he jada might piss himself.

"See, D-Man!" said Angie, "Even your kings evil accomplice is not so evil kings as to use such kings a weapon. Once he has busty reality kings been fucked by busty reality kings TurboWhore, he will forsake evil forever!"

"Shit. All jadarealitykings right." he looked around, "Would you be willing to wield the jada Stapler of the Apocalypse?"

Angie's hand went for Daniel's crotch and started kneading his visibly hard member through his pants while continuing to rub her tits against his jadarealitykings chest. Then she unzipped him and pulled it out. There she was, fondling my former best reality friend's cock right in front of me. I jadarealitykings told reality myself kings I jadarealitykings should leave but I wasn't listening to myself.

"Fuck reality me, TurboWhore. Fuck me as reality hard as jadarealitykings you jadarealitykings can. You'll join never make me come. I'll just think about reality baseball."

"That's not my only method." shouted 'D-Man', "I can do long division in my head. 832 into 174,693 reality. 832 goes into 1746 twice, leaving a reality remainder of...196 minus jadarealitykings 64... ...82. bring down the jada ...the 9. and 829 is less 832... ...Zero. 20...bring busty reality kings down the...oh shit, what was it?"

"Stop it, D-Man, Stop jada it." cried Angie. "Don't jadarealitykings you see: You won't just stop jada your jadarealitykings own orgasm; You'll keep everyone on the planet from ever coming kings again."

"Ha-Ha jada-Ha." laughed Angie, shaking her hair and tits. "Yes. You are defeated, D-Man. You jadarealitykings have come jada inside jada my TurboWhore Cooze of Power and are too sexually jadarealitykings satiated to commit your heinous acts of crime on the city."

"Damn you, you Super Slut." said Daniel "I never jada thought..."

I took a step join back towards the counter, but not in the direction of jada the door like my conscience kept telling me to.

"No join...Really...Daniel jada, make her jada stop!"

"No busty reality kings, dude, I'm serious. I jada've got a girlfriend."

"I can't kings believe I let you make her do that to me. Jeannie will never forgive me."

"Oh don't let it bother you, my friend," said Daniel, "She won't kings remember a join bit of it and I join won't tell jada anybody. Hell, who would believe jadarealitykings me if they didn't see it for themselves? But really, you should jada come jadarealitykings by jada same time tomorrow night; Dominique jada Campbell and Sela Sanders jada are coming by--or rather their jadarealitykings alter egos are: Captain Booty and her 69ing sidekick CunniBunny."

"Yeah," I said, "Of course we're still friends. You've got kings the coolest comic shop reality in the city."

Daniel sighed reality.

"Yeah, well, thanks for thinking jada of me, man," I said. "Maybe in alternative universe."